Games
Don't hesitate to forward to us your jokes, riddles, maxims, games
etc ... preferably with a general sport relationship.
Fun :
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Quotation:
- Sport has always been an instrument for political strife
(G. Tosatti)
- "When I feel athletic,
I go to a sports bar" (Paul Clisura)
- I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger
in the Premiership, but there are none better (Ron Atkinson)
- New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there.
Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up !
(Jimmy Connors)
- Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it :
if you are sick, you shouldn't take it (Henry Ford)
- The greater the right, the
greater the wrong (Grafton)
 To laugh or smile :
- I'm putting on weight, Doctor. What should I do ?
- Regular exercise. Push yourself away from the table three times a day.
- If your grandmother saw you doing that, she'd turn over in her grave .
- Oh, well, she needs the exercise.
- Do you ever take long walks before breakfast ?
-That all depends on whose car I've been out in .
- What you need is exercise, Tom. You should have a little sun and air.
- Why, I'm not even married.
- Can February, march ? No. But April, may !
- " Golf is the most fun
you can have without taking your clothes off ".
Chi Chi Rodriguez
- I'll never forget that
wonderful dive you made into the river. And
all I wonder is, who pushed me in ?
- Why do you eat in the cafetaria and not in the grill?
- Oh, the doctor said I should take a long walk before meals.
Farmers:
- Where are all the angry farmers you told me about ?
- What angry farmers ?
- Didn't you tell me to come
over and see the cross-countrymen ?
Baseball:
- She : Oh, look, we have a
man on every base.
- He : That's nothing, so has
the other side.
- Waiter, this plate is wet.
- That's your soup, sir.
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